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Truly told I am not watching Glee anymore, but let us take a moment to regret that Jayma Mays' total adorableness is wasted on Emma:



GOD, SHE IS SO PRECIOUS, I LOVE HER THE VERY MOST. (Her husband is darling too, oh my goodness. Although lol forever, I THINK THEY MAY HAVE MET ON THE SET OF EPIC MOVIE. Classy. But aww.)

Anyway, what up m'nerds! I just had my pupils dilated, I look like a monster and I cannot see a thing! And in other news, my laptop cord is so completely on its' last legs that I have to prop it properly in two separate places for it to work. I swear to god, all I do is break them. And then I'm like "god, you guys, computer cords are so flimsy! Why doesn't anyone ever make better ones!" and everyone is kind of like "??????" and I'm like, "Seriously, when we had that old powerbook? I LITERALLY SAW TWO CATCH ON FIRE!". And they're still like "...okay!" So I guess it turns out this only happens to me! I am the only one with a personal graveyard of 15 zillion broken computer cords. It kind of makes me wonder what I do wrong with them that everyone else doesn't do. It's really like I'm thirteen again, and I'm the only girl who has to screw her stupid skate blades on tighter every time she gets on the ice. And everyone is kind of like "????? You carry a screwdriver in your skate bag? I tighten my blades twice a year max, WEIRDO" and like, OKAY GUYS, I'M JUST TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT OF THAT ONE TIME MY SKATE BLADE LITERALLY FELL OFF MID-JUMP DURING BREAK FROM REHERSAL FOR PIRATES ON ICE (there is nothing with less traction than the bladeless bottom of an ice skate, you guys) so maybe let's tone down the judging buuuuuuut then, what am I doing that makes my blades fall off so much quicker than everyone else? And how is it I break so many computer cords? I would really like to know.
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women's gymnastics beam final )

Yesterday my replacement laptop came, and then today... another replacement laptop came. I... don't even know, Staples. It's been two months of them sucking at service and this... is the hilarious icing on their little cake of failure?

BUT BUT BUT: dear friends, what were your favorite summer albums? I am depressingly behind on new music and I would love some recommendations for when I slog through the deluge of things I've missed.

FANDOM HIGHLIGHT OF TODAY: CHUCK BLOOPER REEL! I think, after months and months of the strike pushing this show to the back of my fandom consciousness, that somewhere between this and the commercials that NBC has been airing that it has somehow become the show I most want back? REMEMBER HOW FUN IT WAS LAST FALL? I miss the Nerd Herd and Awesome and Sarah Walker's silly little Weinerlicious outfit? THANK GOODNESS WE GET MORE SOON.

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