i'm getting around to my last post, SRSLY.

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Yesterday I realized that I kind of just... assume... that everyone in the (livejournal) universe watched and loved Firefly. THIS HAS TO BE FALSE, even among my friends list, thus, a poll:

[Poll #1377209]


YOU GUYS, I... ugh. I don't think I've said this here in forever, but... I hate Angela/Hodgins. LIKE A LOT. I always have. But at this point I would just so much rather they just get married, whatever, because I do notttttt want all this celebacy/intimacy issues/random hook-ups/exploration of feelings. I barely understand why they broke up in the first place? I mean now it's about Angela being too sexually fluid, but... and correct me if I'm wrong... didn't they actually break up because of trust issues? THAT WERE PULLED OUT OF NOWHERE? The shenanigans they keep pulling to keep them apart are just laaaaaaaaaaame. WHY, BONES???? Your function is to make all the lame TV cliches AWESOME.

p.s. CAM HAS A DAUGHTER NOW!!! aww.

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STORY TIME, ALEXANDRA!!!!!

So I was envisioning a futurefic for Bones at one point and I was like "You know what Cam would be awesome at? Being the mom of a teenager, since that's kind of what she does for work" and I had this WHOLE SCENARIO worked out where Cam took in a foster kid and it's like THE SHOW WAS LISTENING TO MY BRAIN. I forgot I had even thought such thoughts until the show WENT THERE and I was all "waaaaaaaaaait a minute."

Also, I loved Hodgins/Angela as a sort of Marshall/Lily backdrop of adorable and then they FUCKED IT UP!?! I still don't get why, or wtf happened, or ANYTHING, and I found the whole Angela is horny scenario weird. Why isn't she allowed to masturbate? SHOULDN'T THAT HELP!?!!? I AM CONFUSED BY THESE THINGS. Though it did allow for two HYSTERICAL scenes, namely, the "we hate men" pow-wow (AHAHHAHAHA POOR HODGINS) and then when Clark came in with his girlfriend. OH MAN CLARK AND HIS HOT GIRLFRIEND. I kind of thought the girlfriend would be like "HEY ANGELA WANT A THREESOME?!" and Clark's head would pop off. WHICH, LET'S NOT LIE, WOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE EXCELLENT.

Next week, BOOTH AND BONES IN A SMALL, ENCLOSED AREA. HELLO, MY SHOW THAT IS BASICALLY LOTS OF CLICHED FANFIC DEVICES. HOW ARE YOU!?!?

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SEE, I'M NOT EVEN SURPRISED THAT BONES LISTENED TO YOUR BRAIN BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT THIS SHOW DOES, JULIA. Takes the silliest thoughts and makes them into an awesome reality!!!

I LOVEDDDDD CLARK AND HIS GIRLFRIEND. Your threesome scenario would have been more than a little excellent.

I know dude, I KNOW. I AM SO EXCITED. This show is awesome.