i'm getting around to my last post, SRSLY.

[elapses]

Yesterday I realized that I kind of just... assume... that everyone in the (livejournal) universe watched and loved Firefly. THIS HAS TO BE FALSE, even among my friends list, thus, a poll:

[Poll #1377209]


YOU GUYS, I... ugh. I don't think I've said this here in forever, but... I hate Angela/Hodgins. LIKE A LOT. I always have. But at this point I would just so much rather they just get married, whatever, because I do notttttt want all this celebacy/intimacy issues/random hook-ups/exploration of feelings. I barely understand why they broke up in the first place? I mean now it's about Angela being too sexually fluid, but... and correct me if I'm wrong... didn't they actually break up because of trust issues? THAT WERE PULLED OUT OF NOWHERE? The shenanigans they keep pulling to keep them apart are just laaaaaaaaaaame. WHY, BONES???? Your function is to make all the lame TV cliches AWESOME.

p.s. CAM HAS A DAUGHTER NOW!!! aww.

Comments

[twirls.livejournal.com]

my feelings:

1. you can't watch firefly and not say you love it. WOULD I BE OKAY NEVER SEEING ANOTHER FIREFLY EPISODE AGAIN? yes. Would I have experienced less overall joy in my life if I hadn't seen it? yes. you can't just have "liked firefly." That is not how the internt works.

2. As usual, your feelings on Bones are my feelings on Bones.

[elapses.livejournal.com]

WOULD I BE OKAY NEVER SEEING ANOTHER FIREFLY EPISODE AGAIN? yes. Would I have experienced less overall joy in my life if I hadn't seen it? yes. you can't just have "liked firefly."
It is almost strange how perfect this assessment is. Way to sum up the Firefly experience!

I want to make all kinds of dramatic statements like "ANGELA/HODGINS IS ACTUALLY LAMER THAN ALL THE OTHER LAME TV SHIPS" but... that can't be true, can it? There has to be a pair that sucks more.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

HOUSE/ANYONE THAT IS NOT WILSON (JUST STOP TRYING, DUDES. JUST. STOP. TRYING).
SHAWN/JULIET (SORRY IT'S TRUE).
VERONICA/DUNCAN (STILL BITTER).
BUFFY/ANGEL (I JUST PISSED OFF HALF OF THE INTERNET BUT I WAS ALWAYS LIKE "SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS YOUR TEENAGED WANGST HURTS MY BRAIN").

[elapses.livejournal.com]

I am not familiar with any of these but Shawn/Juliet, BUT POINT CONCEDED ON THAT PARTICULAR FRONT. Ew, I knew Hodgins/Angela could not be the worst ever.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

WAIT I AM CONFUSED, does this mean I WIN at the Fandom Useless Trivia Olympics or LOSE because I had to suffer through all of these monstrosities to win in the first place? GOD, LIFE IS SO DIFFICULT.

[elapses.livejournal.com]

I think we should call it a win in order to ease your time lost/general suffering at the hands of terrible relationships.