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spoilers under this cut forrrrrr how i met your mother, gossip girl, and bones. OH, MONDAYS. I will kind of miss you when Bones moves and you go back to being normal, more sane days of the week.


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BUT UM UM UM YOU GUYS, BARNEY LOVES ROBIN!!!! YOU KNOW THAT THING WHERE YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE READING TOO FAR INTO THINGS BUT THEN YOU AREN'T AND BARNEY LOVES ROBIN AND IT'S GREAT and basically makes up for the fact that Dan and Serena broke up (WHATEVER, I HAVE FAITH IN THEIR REUNION, like walking down streets with Nate and Vanessa could in any way make up for the lack of this), Georgina getting owned in a pretty boring way, whatever the hell was going on with Chuck and Blair (seriously, WHAT?), the fact that ZACK KILLED SOMEONE AND IS SPENDING THE REST OF HIS LIFE (?) IN AN INSANE ASYLUM.

Also making everything better:



Seely Booth! Likes to take baths while drinking beer out of weird beer hats and reading graphic novels and playing reaaaaaally loud rock music and then there's his partner, who likes to break into his bathroom to yell at him for not breaking protocol in his methods for telling her he wasn't actually dead and then finish her reaming by complimenting him on his lack of embarrassment about the fact that she just saw his peen. HOW ARE THESE TWO REAL??

(Did I miss exposition, was Booth wearing a bulletproof vest or something? He is not acting like a dude who just got shot. Seriously, where's the damn scar?)

Date: 2008-05-20 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldenmelisande.livejournal.com
GOD BONES BLEW SO HARD, I LIKED THE LAST TWO SECONDS WHERE BRENNAN PUT HER HEAD ON BOOTH'S SHOULDER AND THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH IT (I MISSED THE BATH/BEER SCENE UNFORTUNATELY). YES, ALL CAPS ARE NECESSARY.

I missed Gossip Girl because I was tivo-ing Bones and How I Met Your Mother instead. :/

Date: 2008-05-20 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elapses.livejournal.com
It was so weeeeeeeeird??? These last few weeks have actually been good (and like, this is the first stretch I've actually been watching Bones on live television for? Uh, I'm sorry this parenthetical aside is so weirdly worded) so I guess I expected the BIG FINALE to be good too, but yeah, no. It's not even that I'm kind of pissed that Zackaroni is GONE (although I am), they just... kept presenting things in really anticlimatic ways and it just... blew. YOUR WORDS. Booth and Brennan were SO GREAT throughout though, I loved the end tooooooo. And damn, the bath scene! I like! Cannot quite express how much I enjoyed it?

Oh noooooooooo. Download time?

Date: 2008-05-20 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldenmelisande.livejournal.com
Seriously, they just kind of threw everything in there and there wasn't even any POINT to it. Like, really, did Zack have to be assisting the killer eater cheese guy? And what the hell, why was said guy just some random dude? And why did he die in the most anticlimactic fashion ever? I DON'T UNDERSTAND! BONES IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!

I will be watching the bath scene as soon as I won't wake up everyone in the house, lol. (that means tomorrow night)

Date: 2008-05-20 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elapses.livejournal.com
It like? I know they tried to justify Zack's actions with logic, but seriously, WHAT THE FUCK. I mean, they've been building up to this ALL SEASON, and likeeeee. I don't know. I don't know. It really just blew.

BUT WHATEV, BARNEY LOVES ROBIN!

Date: 2008-05-20 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldenmelisande.livejournal.com
And then nobody even seemed to upset about it! Cam was the only one who was like acting like it was a big deal and whatsisface was like, blah blah blah projection of grief, and I was like, UM NO SHE HAS A PRETTY FUCKING GOOD REASON I'D SAY. BLAH.

OMG. SERIOUSLY. OMG. I don't even have anything better than that. BARNEY LOVES ROBIN!!!

Date: 2008-05-20 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elapses.livejournal.com
Yeah, it was so weird how all of their grief was like, focused on him leaving or how I didn't give him anything on not on the fact that HE KILLED A GUY SO A WEIRDO COULD EAT THEM. And I mean, it's Zack! Zack wouldn't do that! He... I... DON'T EVEN KNOW. Wtf.

I HAD HOPED, BUT LIKE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There really is nothing else to be said.

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