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bones bursts into my bathroom, and i'm weird for being naked?

spoilers under this cut forrrrrr how i met your mother, gossip girl, and bones. OH, MONDAYS. I will kind of miss you when Bones moves and you go back to being normal, more sane days of the week.

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BUT UM UM UM YOU GUYS, BARNEY LOVES ROBIN!!!! YOU KNOW THAT THING WHERE YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE READING TOO FAR INTO THINGS BUT THEN YOU AREN'T AND BARNEY LOVES ROBIN AND IT'S GREAT and basically makes up for the fact that Dan and Serena broke up (WHATEVER, I HAVE FAITH IN THEIR REUNION, like walking down streets with Nate and Vanessa could in any way make up for the lack of this), Georgina getting owned in a pretty boring way, whatever the hell was going on with Chuck and Blair (seriously, WHAT?), the fact that ZACK KILLED SOMEONE AND IS SPENDING THE REST OF HIS LIFE (?) IN AN INSANE ASYLUM.

Also making everything better:

Seely Booth! Likes to take baths while drinking beer out of weird beer hats and reading graphic novels and playing reaaaaaally loud rock music and then there's his partner, who likes to break into his bathroom to yell at him for not breaking protocol in his methods for telling her he wasn't actually dead and then finish her reaming by complimenting him on his lack of embarrassment about the fact that she just saw his peen. HOW ARE THESE TWO REAL??

(Did I miss exposition, was Booth wearing a bulletproof vest or something? He is not acting like a dude who just got shot. Seriously, where's the damn scar?)

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GOD BONES BLEW SO HARD, I LIKED THE LAST TWO SECONDS WHERE BRENNAN PUT HER HEAD ON BOOTH'S SHOULDER AND THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH IT (I MISSED THE BATH/BEER SCENE UNFORTUNATELY). YES, ALL CAPS ARE NECESSARY.

I missed Gossip Girl because I was tivo-ing Bones and How I Met Your Mother instead. :/

My sister and I missed the first few minutes of Bones, and the part we came into was the beginning of the Booth in the bath scene. I mean WHAT. We just looked at eachother and said "ACCEPT THE CRACK" and moved on.

But I mean... WHAT?

WTFFFF was going on with Gossip Girl. I seriously don't understand this episode. Did the writers just go... "you know what, I'm bored with this shit. Let's just take everything we know and everything that's good and eff it up, negate it and be all HAHA in their faces"?

WHAAAT.

BEER HELMET FTW!! lol

This episode killed me. Of sheer OMG! and AWWWWS!

lol and Bones totally checked him out. lol. subtle there. But I was wondering where his other shot was... it said he took two bullets... me thinks the writers didnt think this through enough

I'm sure Dan and Serena will end up together anyway. Unless Josh pulls another OC and decides to kill Serena or something stupid like that. BUT I like Serena/Nate. just because in the books, it was usually Serena/Nate/Blair. And Dan was just... like a loser. lol Georgina getting owned? I agree. So lame. I seriously expected more. And wait, I thought Vanessa and Nate broke up? Or something. I have no idea. Chuck/Blair. um I do not understand either. It was way off character for Blair, it was just unnatural. AND Rufus/Lilly, I don't understand either. This whole episode was like. What? What? What? What? I would break up with Serena if I were Dan, seriously. I didn't really like Nate/Vanessa, they didn't seem to have great chemistry or any kind of connection, really. IDK. I saw Penn Badgely/we in John Tucker Must Die today. Wow. Bad movie. *rambles*

HIMYM!!!! <3 Miracles. Stella is boring. *shrug* I love Marshall's thing with the kids in the kindergarten. It was hilarious.

BARNEY LOVES ROBIN!!!!

HE LOVES HER. IT'S NOT SOME OBSESSION THING, HE LOVES HER. SHE FLASHED BEFORE HIS EYES.

Lol I swear Bones started out like a normal show, but at some point the fangirls must have hacked it and started writing the scripts on their own.

i've been slowly trying to convince my roommate to watch bones with me over the last few months, because she watches house and it's on right before and no one else watches it and it's fun. and now that she's actually been watching it with me, this episode comes on. like. what? this was the crackiest they've been in awhile. some of it was good, like the beer/bath/bones/booth (HAHA THOSE ALL START WITH B) and all the forehead action, but the rest of the show was just kind of whuuu?

and by the way, i think the damn scar is under that little white patch taped to his chest. but it's nothing, you know. people have full use of their SHOT SHOULDERS just two weeks after they're shot. they can totally take down bad guys with no problems at all!

sigh. ally check in on AIM asap

I KNOW, ZACH? ZACARONI? EATING PEOPLE? TOO FAR WRITERS, TOO FAR. PUT DOWN YOUR PENCILS AND YOUR CRACK BECAUSE YOU'VE MOVED TO THE BAD KIND.

The whole episode was off, and sloppy, and the suspense was just not even there and UGH I HATED IT ALL. Except the small Hodgins/Angela and Booth/Bren they gave us.

But Dan and Serena were woeful, and Chuck and Blair were just weird. It was good and then (last night) things got weird.

BARNEY LOVES ROBIN!

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