bones bursts into my bathroom, and i'm weird for being naked?

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spoilers under this cut forrrrrr how i met your mother, gossip girl, and bones. OH, MONDAYS. I will kind of miss you when Bones moves and you go back to being normal, more sane days of the week.


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BUT UM UM UM YOU GUYS, BARNEY LOVES ROBIN!!!! YOU KNOW THAT THING WHERE YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE READING TOO FAR INTO THINGS BUT THEN YOU AREN'T AND BARNEY LOVES ROBIN AND IT'S GREAT and basically makes up for the fact that Dan and Serena broke up (WHATEVER, I HAVE FAITH IN THEIR REUNION, like walking down streets with Nate and Vanessa could in any way make up for the lack of this), Georgina getting owned in a pretty boring way, whatever the hell was going on with Chuck and Blair (seriously, WHAT?), the fact that ZACK KILLED SOMEONE AND IS SPENDING THE REST OF HIS LIFE (?) IN AN INSANE ASYLUM.

Also making everything better:



Seely Booth! Likes to take baths while drinking beer out of weird beer hats and reading graphic novels and playing reaaaaaally loud rock music and then there's his partner, who likes to break into his bathroom to yell at him for not breaking protocol in his methods for telling her he wasn't actually dead and then finish her reaming by complimenting him on his lack of embarrassment about the fact that she just saw his peen. HOW ARE THESE TWO REAL??

(Did I miss exposition, was Booth wearing a bulletproof vest or something? He is not acting like a dude who just got shot. Seriously, where's the damn scar?)

Comments

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I'm sure Dan and Serena will end up together anyway. Unless Josh pulls another OC and decides to kill Serena or something stupid like that. BUT I like Serena/Nate. just because in the books, it was usually Serena/Nate/Blair. And Dan was just... like a loser. lol Georgina getting owned? I agree. So lame. I seriously expected more. And wait, I thought Vanessa and Nate broke up? Or something. I have no idea. Chuck/Blair. um I do not understand either. It was way off character for Blair, it was just unnatural. AND Rufus/Lilly, I don't understand either. This whole episode was like. What? What? What? What? I would break up with Serena if I were Dan, seriously. I didn't really like Nate/Vanessa, they didn't seem to have great chemistry or any kind of connection, really. IDK. I saw Penn Badgely/we in John Tucker Must Die today. Wow. Bad movie. *rambles*

HIMYM!!!! <3 Miracles. Stella is boring. *shrug* I love Marshall's thing with the kids in the kindergarten. It was hilarious.

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AHAHAH this whole episode was so nonsensical, it's true! And I actually never read the GG books, so, yes, I honestly know nothing, but ughhhh, Serena/Nate is so off. AND SERIOUSLY, like, the Chuck/Blair stuff was so out of character for both of them. I mean, they went from limo hookups to I HATE YOU and then all the sudden they're ~*~in love~*~??? Chuck's turnaround at the end was so weird too??? I mean, it wouldn't have been if not for the ~*~I love you~*~ part, but, like, ugh, I don't even know what they were trying to do with that subplot. And I seriously can't even figure out what happened with Rufus and Lily?

I wasn't really into Nate/Vanessa either, but I guess I missed that breakup? I don't know, it seems like a weird thing to... introduce and then throw away? But yes! It's funny, Dan and Serena are my faaaaavorites, but their breakup is the only thing that even sort of made sense to me.

God, that was a lot of words. Summary: WTF, Josh Schwartz.

Ahahaha I haven't seen that movie, but it looked HORRIBLE.

I love basically everything Marshall Eriksen chooses to be or do.

[aliice.livejournal.com]

Yeah I really didn't get the whole Chuck/Blair thing when they were all lovey dovey.. it was just awkward!! The ending was like.. um okay. happy summer? In the books, Nate and Serena spend like a summer together and that's when they slept together (but it was in the first book) I don't know if they're going to do that. I don't know if Nate/Vanessa broke up. I don't know if it was implied or what. Dan/Serena is win, mostly because of Dan! Hehe Their break up was understandable, YEAH the only thing that made sense.