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Truly told I am not watching Glee anymore, but let us take a moment to regret that Jayma Mays' total adorableness is wasted on Emma:



GOD, SHE IS SO PRECIOUS, I LOVE HER THE VERY MOST. (Her husband is darling too, oh my goodness. Although lol forever, I THINK THEY MAY HAVE MET ON THE SET OF EPIC MOVIE. Classy. But aww.)

Anyway, what up m'nerds! I just had my pupils dilated, I look like a monster and I cannot see a thing! And in other news, my laptop cord is so completely on its' last legs that I have to prop it properly in two separate places for it to work. I swear to god, all I do is break them. And then I'm like "god, you guys, computer cords are so flimsy! Why doesn't anyone ever make better ones!" and everyone is kind of like "??????" and I'm like, "Seriously, when we had that old powerbook? I LITERALLY SAW TWO CATCH ON FIRE!". And they're still like "...okay!" So I guess it turns out this only happens to me! I am the only one with a personal graveyard of 15 zillion broken computer cords. It kind of makes me wonder what I do wrong with them that everyone else doesn't do. It's really like I'm thirteen again, and I'm the only girl who has to screw her stupid skate blades on tighter every time she gets on the ice. And everyone is kind of like "????? You carry a screwdriver in your skate bag? I tighten my blades twice a year max, WEIRDO" and like, OKAY GUYS, I'M JUST TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT OF THAT ONE TIME MY SKATE BLADE LITERALLY FELL OFF MID-JUMP DURING BREAK FROM REHERSAL FOR PIRATES ON ICE (there is nothing with less traction than the bladeless bottom of an ice skate, you guys) so maybe let's tone down the judging buuuuuuut then, what am I doing that makes my blades fall off so much quicker than everyone else? And how is it I break so many computer cords? I would really like to know.

Date: 2009-12-02 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
WEIRD. My laptop cord just EXPLODED AND DIED. Like it was so random, it was working perfectly and then I unplugged it and went to my room and suddenly it was SPROUTING LITTLE WIRES OUT OF WHERE IT PLUGGED INTO THE LAPTOP. QUOI. I now have to use the old desktop (DESKTOP?!?!) and it's like, what is this ass-backwards fuckery.

Date: 2009-12-02 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elapses.livejournal.com
WHO USES DESKTOPS, MAN. But ugh that is terrible, I truly share your pain. They're cheap if you get 'em on ebay, but you should get a $12-15 one with a clear warranty instead of a $10 one without.

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