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Truly told I am not watching Glee anymore, but let us take a moment to regret that Jayma Mays' total adorableness is wasted on Emma:

GOD, SHE IS SO PRECIOUS, I LOVE HER THE VERY MOST. (Her husband is darling too, oh my goodness. Although lol forever, I THINK THEY MAY HAVE MET ON THE SET OF EPIC MOVIE. Classy. But aww.)

Anyway, what up m'nerds! I just had my pupils dilated, I look like a monster and I cannot see a thing! And in other news, my laptop cord is so completely on its' last legs that I have to prop it properly in two separate places for it to work. I swear to god, all I do is break them. And then I'm like "god, you guys, computer cords are so flimsy! Why doesn't anyone ever make better ones!" and everyone is kind of like "??????" and I'm like, "Seriously, when we had that old powerbook? I LITERALLY SAW TWO CATCH ON FIRE!". And they're still like "...okay!" So I guess it turns out this only happens to me! I am the only one with a personal graveyard of 15 zillion broken computer cords. It kind of makes me wonder what I do wrong with them that everyone else doesn't do. It's really like I'm thirteen again, and I'm the only girl who has to screw her stupid skate blades on tighter every time she gets on the ice. And everyone is kind of like "????? You carry a screwdriver in your skate bag? I tighten my blades twice a year max, WEIRDO" and like, OKAY GUYS, I'M JUST TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT OF THAT ONE TIME MY SKATE BLADE LITERALLY FELL OFF MID-JUMP DURING BREAK FROM REHERSAL FOR PIRATES ON ICE (there is nothing with less traction than the bladeless bottom of an ice skate, you guys) so maybe let's tone down the judging buuuuuuut then, what am I doing that makes my blades fall off so much quicker than everyone else? And how is it I break so many computer cords? I would really like to know.

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SHE IS SO CUTE.

Also, I have seen Epic Movie. I didn't enjoy it, but it wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen, not gonna lie! And the fact that she met her husband on the set has to mean it's True Love, I mean really.

IT DOES NOT ONLY HAPPEN TO YOU. I've been through three power cords in the last year! Shit is ridiculous.

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NO DUDE IT TOTALLY HAPPENS TO ME. I get them and like, two weeks later, I NEED A NEW COMPUTER CORD. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT????

HOLD THE PHONE. I just went to her imdb page and this is one of her trivia bits: Enjoys doing long division and multiplying fractions in her spare time. I seriously hope this is true, and she and her cute English husband sit around with legal pads, doing long division while they watch TV.

And I agree that she deserves better than Emma! That two minute video won me over in a way that she never has on the show, but I don't think that's her fault, I think it's just the fact that all she gets to do on the show is make big eyes at Mr. Shuester.

WAIT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU HIT THE ICE WITHOUT A BLADE, THAT IS TERRIFYING!!!

THAT VIDEO IS SO ADORABLE. Emma is starting to bother me, but Jayma is so cute! And her husband! Will ya look at them. And yes, major LULZ at Epic Movie.

WAIT, you cannot mention Pirates on Ice without explaining it in detail. Also, Alex, this is my new favorite post of yours. I MISS YOU, even though we are no in correspondence. Ooh, aren't we fancy.

WEIRD. My laptop cord just EXPLODED AND DIED. Like it was so random, it was working perfectly and then I unplugged it and went to my room and suddenly it was SPROUTING LITTLE WIRES OUT OF WHERE IT PLUGGED INTO THE LAPTOP. QUOI. I now have to use the old desktop (DESKTOP?!?!) and it's like, what is this ass-backwards fuckery.

UGH DUDE. OUR DOG BIT THROUGH MY LAST LAPTOP CORD WHEN MY BROTHER BORROWED MY COMPUTER. I NEARLY KILLED HIM. Then, I forced him to pay for the replacement cord.

Which was good, because I've had to replace plenty in my day.

BUT THAT IS NOT THE ACTUAL POINT OF THIS COMMENT. WHICH WAS: WAIT, DUDE? DO YOU ICE SKATE? Because that, like, makes you THAT MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. Just sayin'.

SHE IS THE CUTEST MOST ADORABLE THING OH MY GOD.

ps she was in mall cop which filmed in my local mall and that was when caitlin worked at teavanna, AND SHE HAS HAD CONVERSATIONS WITH HER AND MADE HER TEA, I AM A LITTLE JEALOUS.

no but really i am not supposed to be on the internets i have too much work but this is honestly the best post, i love you to deal, if it makes you feel better i have discovered i wear the paint off my computer and i break keys (f6 no longer attached, semicolon and quote keys stick like hell and generally rarely work for me on the first try now, my space bar is a little fucked up, and yes. the list keeps growing.)

but the point is that this post made me laugh and i love you to pieces and i am sorry i sucked with the texting, i was at dinner, i hope you did not go insane.

over christmas break, we are catching up, okay. i miss you.

I just had my pupils dilated, I look like a monster and I cannot see a thing!

HAHAHAH THIS IS WHY WE ARE FRIENDS.

And yes, I'm pretty sure there is nothing more adorable than Jayma Mays, and nothing more truly saddening than that she is being wasted on Glee, which, yeah, I'm not really watching anymore. SORRY, DUDES. ALSO IS HER HUSBAND ENGLISH OR AUSTRALIAN? I'M TRYING TO DECIDE HOW PATHETIC IT WOULD BE ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN FOR ME TO LOOK THAT UP. SIX? SEVEN? I CAN'T HELP IT, I'M SORT OF ACCIDENTALLY OBSESSED WITH THAT CONTINENT/COUNTRY. I've kind of sort of taken to Wikipedia-ing people up when I hear them on TV and I think they're Australian, but uhhh, not really, I just made that up. I mean. :D?

The powercord that came with the iBooks my mom and I have both exploded within about two months of our having them, so you're not alone! Near the end there was a lot of sparking and exposed wires and burnt rubber smells and then we finally broke down and bought new ones off eBay. Our house breathed a sigh of relief at no longer being in danger of burning down. Do you have an older Mac or one of those fancypants new ones with the magnetic cord?