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elapses ([personal profile] elapses) wrote2009-12-01 06:42 pm

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Truly told I am not watching Glee anymore, but let us take a moment to regret that Jayma Mays' total adorableness is wasted on Emma:



GOD, SHE IS SO PRECIOUS, I LOVE HER THE VERY MOST. (Her husband is darling too, oh my goodness. Although lol forever, I THINK THEY MAY HAVE MET ON THE SET OF EPIC MOVIE. Classy. But aww.)

Anyway, what up m'nerds! I just had my pupils dilated, I look like a monster and I cannot see a thing! And in other news, my laptop cord is so completely on its' last legs that I have to prop it properly in two separate places for it to work. I swear to god, all I do is break them. And then I'm like "god, you guys, computer cords are so flimsy! Why doesn't anyone ever make better ones!" and everyone is kind of like "??????" and I'm like, "Seriously, when we had that old powerbook? I LITERALLY SAW TWO CATCH ON FIRE!". And they're still like "...okay!" So I guess it turns out this only happens to me! I am the only one with a personal graveyard of 15 zillion broken computer cords. It kind of makes me wonder what I do wrong with them that everyone else doesn't do. It's really like I'm thirteen again, and I'm the only girl who has to screw her stupid skate blades on tighter every time she gets on the ice. And everyone is kind of like "????? You carry a screwdriver in your skate bag? I tighten my blades twice a year max, WEIRDO" and like, OKAY GUYS, I'M JUST TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT OF THAT ONE TIME MY SKATE BLADE LITERALLY FELL OFF MID-JUMP DURING BREAK FROM REHERSAL FOR PIRATES ON ICE (there is nothing with less traction than the bladeless bottom of an ice skate, you guys) so maybe let's tone down the judging buuuuuuut then, what am I doing that makes my blades fall off so much quicker than everyone else? And how is it I break so many computer cords? I would really like to know.

[identity profile] thelittlespy.livejournal.com 2009-12-02 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
HOLD THE PHONE. I just went to her imdb page and this is one of her trivia bits: Enjoys doing long division and multiplying fractions in her spare time. I seriously hope this is true, and she and her cute English husband sit around with legal pads, doing long division while they watch TV.

And I agree that she deserves better than Emma! That two minute video won me over in a way that she never has on the show, but I don't think that's her fault, I think it's just the fact that all she gets to do on the show is make big eyes at Mr. Shuester.

[identity profile] elapses.livejournal.com 2009-12-02 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh aw, I had not seen that. Is there anything better than nerds? I THINK NOT.

I think Emma is the thing I was most looking forward to about Glee in the beginning -- I loved Jayma in her Heroes and Pushing Daisies guest stints (she totally fit the Pushing Daisies aesthetic -- I always thought it was so clever how their guest stars were always the cutest people) and I was so delighted she was going to be a regular on a show! And then... Emma turned out to be an abysmally written character. I guess it could be worse though. She could be playing Will.