Dude last night I had a dream about you! For some reason I had this girl named like Stephan (pronounce that with a French accent) friended and her username was really similar to yours (in a dumb dream way, it was predial or something) and we (she & I) had a bunch of ~interests~ in common or whatever and she was really jealous of you? So she was like WHY ARE YOU EVEN FRIENDS WITH ALEX, STEPHANIE, YOU DO NOT DESERVE HER, ~YOU~ ARE CLEARLY NOT AS MEANT TO BE WITH HER AS I AM. And you smacked her down in that way you do and it was AWESOME.

But I am sad because
a) I had a dream about the freaking INTERNET
b) apparently my subconscious is really egotistical