UM, THOSE TOTALLY ARE REALLY IRRATIONAL REASONS AND I DON'T LIKE THEM, and one day when you do finally bow to pressure and watch, you will beat yourself up for keeping it at arm's length for so long, and I am dead serious here. :( :( :( IT TRANSCENDS GENRE, SERIOUSLY. IT IS THE GREATEST SHOW. And there are hot people! You would love Kara so much, I bet. She's your blonde-type. AND OBVIOUSLY LEE.

Ahem. Anyway. Okay, you did well! Yeah, Shatner is Denny. And they're not actually gay; I wasn't sure if you thought that or not. They just take advantage of the fact that they legally can marry, but it's a friendship thing. And he's played by James Spader. BTW, if you're looking for lulzy, Boston Legal is SO IT (although it is not science fiction).