little chakotay in the big woods

OMG YOU GUYS WE JUST WATCHED
~*~RESOLUTIONS~*~

AND THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS.

YOU SEE... once upon a time, when they were marooned on a planet ~forever alone together~ in their little log cabin (except of course they were back on the ship by the end of the episode), the Captain made the mistake of telling Chakotay that he could call her "Kathryn". AND HE THOUGHT... "OOOOH, MAYBE THIS MEANS I CAN GET LAID!!!!"

( AND SO BEGAN CHAKOTAY'S QUEST FOR A PIECE OF ASS )

Oh, and C-Catherine? I... have a present for you.