No, I think I know what you mean! I don't know, when I see it, all I think is "mmmmm, cookies." Which probably furthers the whole HE'S TOO YOUNG AND INEXPERIENCED argument, but I DON'T CARE, WE ALREADY WON THIS SHIT.

For some reason, I'm slightly less disgusted by ship names when they're platonic? I vote for Jorahmabama. It has a special ring to it, IMO.