DUDE I LOVE THIS POST, and I am now remembering with full love just how freaaaking much I've always loved your hilarious and witty commentary and ALL ELSE. How did I deprive myself of all of this?

BASICALLY EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER WATCHED ANYTHING STAR TREK RELATED AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE, I CAN UNDERSTAND A HAIR TRAGEDY AND MAGICAL HAIR. Her most magical one as you said and I must agree SO REMINDS ME OF MY HAIR FOR PROM. Dude. Amaaaazing.