I CAN DEAL WITH THE WILLIAM THING? Kinda sorta. Kinda. I don't know. What I can't deal with is when fanfic authors call him William Fox? I'M SORRY, MULDER WOULD NOT ALLOW ANY CHILD OF HIS TO CARRY ON THE NAME HE HATES. PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT ARE VERY WRONG ON THE INTERNET.

But yeah, I don't know if those actually count for being named for someone or not. I mean, no, I think your grandmother's middle name definitely does count, but... hmm.