If I ever get a kid (which I reallyreally do not want but who knows), they will hate me because I plan on naming them Pancakes. Yes, if I do not get a pet named Pancakes, I'm probably naming my kid Pancakes. I AM SET ON THAT NAME. I am only half-kidding. Or maybe something different like Alabee, which is what Kevin Barnes from of Montreal named his kid. I think it's pretty? Although I have no clue where he got that from. OKAY I HAVE ISSUES.

Anyway, I totally agree with you on the Harry Potter thing although I actually forgot the epilogue ever existed.