WHERE IS MY TIM/LYLA/STREET OPTION? Because I wasn't into them separately but that stupid trip to Mexico for the shark stem cells or whatever was Feelings City, Population: ME.

I want them to go to Philly SO BADLY but I also want Coach to be able to take care of all the people he'll leave behind like, can you coach via Skype so Billy and Jess and Vince can still have jobs and a coach and people to look up to? CAN YOU BRING THEM ALL WITH YOU TO PENNSYLVANIA?

I am not going to make it through next week intact. SADNESS HEADACHE FO SHO.