3 more days of chemistry, i might not make it

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It just occurred to me that none of Rachel Bilson's future employers are probably ever going to care enough to employ her range of ridiculous facial expressions to their fullest, greatest extent. Ugh.

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[mossharts.livejournal.com]

they probably saw jumper

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Or the Last Kiss.

[mossharts.livejournal.com]

i bought that in the hmv sales about three years ago. it's still in the wrapping :|

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I think I got like fifteen minutes into it before I had to turn it off. AND I RARELY HAVE TO ACTIVELY TURN SOMETHING OFF, usually I just lose interest in bad movies and wander off to do something else.

[mossharts.livejournal.com]

really? i'm probably never going to watch it now knowing that. ty for saying 90 minutes of my life. i can now waste them on weheartit and tumblr!

[goldenmelisande.livejournal.com]

oh my god butting in to say that I THINK THAT IS THE ACTUAL WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE, I cannot like Zach Braff after seeing it.

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ACTUAL PINNACLE OF MANPAIN, WAH WAH WAH MY GIRLFRIEND IS GREAT BUT IT'S REALLY HARD TO BE ME

[goldenmelisande.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY, I JUST WANTED TO PUNCH EVERYONE IN THE FACE. plus the random scenes of that couple having sex that were randomly cut in the movie FOR NO REASON? SO TERRIBLE I DO NOT EVEN

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DEFINITELY DID NOT GET THAT FAR INTO IT, thank god.

[goldenmelisande.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE SO LUCKY

[modernthirst.livejournal.com]

I would not have thought it possible but I think Jumper is actually worse.

Oh but god now I'm remembering the ending of Last Kiss. OH THAT FUCKING MOVIE, FUCK IT FUCK IT I HATE IT.

[goldenmelisande.livejournal.com]

Okay no, Jumper was bad but it wasn't actively horrific. Like, I don't really remember what happened or anything but I also wasn't offended by it. I AM ACTUALLY STILL OFFENDED, YEARS LATER, THAT I DEVOTED ANY AMOUNT OF TIME IN MY LIFE TO WATCHING THE LAST KISS, BECAUSE IT WAS A HORRIBLE AWFUL MOVIE, I don't even remember what happened at the end? Didn't the pregnant girlfriend end up taking him back after he douched out for no good reason at all?

[modernthirst.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE RIGHT. AND YES, SHE BASICALLY DOES. AFTER HE SLEEPS OUTSIDE AGAINST THEIR FRONT DOOR FOR LIKE EIGHTY YEARS. BECAUSE THAT MEANS HE HAS CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I CANNOT AGREE THERE, Jumper was pretty lame but it did not actively make me want to die.

[summerstorm.livejournal.com]

Jumping in to say, NEVER WATCH THE ORIGINAL. I made the mistake of watching L'Ultimo Bacio and everything that was annoying about Zach Braff's character in The Last Kiss seemed almost charming in comparison with that spiral of IDIOCY that was the original. The Last Kiss was a little boring; L'Ultimo Bacio was physically painful and I kept looking at the screen and thinking, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!?"

The Last Kiss was okay for me, though, tbh, like it didn't make me want to set myself on fire or anything, and Rachel Bilson was pretty. The movie that ruined Zach Braff for me was Fast Track/The Ex/whatever they're calling it this week. That would be the actual worst movie I have ever seen in my life. One of a handful, anyhow.

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OH GOOD LORD THAT WAS A REMAKE?!?!!? Why would anyone ever want to recycle such a plot? Some things just need to be left for dead.

I don't think I'd even heard of that one! Zach Braff is so weird though, he's actually pretty perfect for his Scrubs role but he is so gross in... everything else.

[http://users.livejournal.com/spyglass_/]

That movie is absolutely awful. Maybe one of the worst ever.