UGH DUDE. OUR DOG BIT THROUGH MY LAST LAPTOP CORD WHEN MY BROTHER BORROWED MY COMPUTER. I NEARLY KILLED HIM. Then, I forced him to pay for the replacement cord.

Which was good, because I've had to replace plenty in my day.

BUT THAT IS NOT THE ACTUAL POINT OF THIS COMMENT. WHICH WAS: WAIT, DUDE? DO YOU ICE SKATE? Because that, like, makes you THAT MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. Just sayin'.