I do not see anything grammatically wrong with that at all, but uh, maybe I am too tired to notice? Either way, I'm pretty sure in that implausible scenario, I would embarrass myself with excitement in the process of accepting the date. With either Chris.

Well, no, but the lines about gentlemen and nice guys with ties were pretty Clairish.

Feel free to sing it out loud; I won't ask for royalties (can you tell I don't know how music licensing works?)
GOOD, BECAUSE I... already have? Maybe.

Good night! I reaaaaaaally have too.